#8 – Matchday Mascot
Such a fun job! Isn’t it? First of all, the suit is going to smell of a combination of sweat and other delightful bodily fluids. You can also expect the young fans to treat you like their personal punch bag whilst you have to resist the temptation to rip off the ridiculous giant head you’ve been forced to wear and teach those kids a hard lesson in why they shouldn’t play ‘punch the mascot’. Not to mention how hot you’re going to be underneath that furry suit as your body does everything it can to avoid spontaneously combusting. Such a fun job? NOT.