#9 – Jumping In At The Bar
You’re in a busy pub, waiting patiently to be served and have been doing for the last five minutes. You’re already losing the will to live, as are your friends who claim to be dying of dehydration as they wait for you to get the round in. Then up the comes the joker who stands right next to you and ambushes a member of the bar staff, placing his order for ten pints. Is he too stupid or ignorant to have the courtesy to acknowledge the fact that you were there first and were next to be served? The chances are, he’s just too drunk to have the slightest inkling that he’s just been incredibly rude. God knows, you’d love to give the ass a piece of your mind and explain bar etiquette to him in the hope that he’ll see the errors of his selfish ways. But let’s be honest, you don’t want your face rearranging by the Neanderthal. Best just grin and bear it, secretly hoping that he goes arse over tit whilst carrying the beers back to his buddies.