#9 – Necrophilia
Imagine that you’ve been in a relationship for a couple of months. The sex has always been great and one night after getting jiggy, you get onto the subject of turn-ons. You know the sort of thing – dressing up, role play, handcuffs, maybe even a bit of spanking. Nothing too weird here. But you had to go and spoil it, didn’t you? You had to tell her that you’re driven wild by the idea of paying a cheeky little visit to the nearest graveyard, digging up a corpse and shagging it. You can’t help your urges though as you’re a necrophilic and are sexually attracted to corpses. Don’t ever expect sex again with your gobsmacked partner. Do expect to be immediately dumped and your warped little secret to be shared with half the town where you live. How ever did you expect her to be cool with your urges to shag dead people? Very naive indeed you nutter.