Terrible Graffiti #7

We assume this is a new martial art. A derivative of the infamous Bitch-Fu, a way of using meaningless gossip to make your victims so self conscious that they run home to become hermits, imprisoning themselves in their own insignificance. The moves include the “OMG she is not wearing those shoes with that dress” chop and the “apparently he’s having a bit on the side with his secretary”-upper cut.