The mobile phone is a great invention, but ever since texting came along it has been tragically misused. Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to text. This is a list of ten perfect ways to respond to a text from an idiot. Whether that idiot is a friend, family member, or just a random moron you met in a bar, we’ve got you covered.

#1 – Scare Them

This kid needs to learn how to deal with bugs without texting their parents! Use a little creativity and freak them out, just for a laugh.