#7 – Dangerous Liaisons
It takes a special kind of bravery to call in sick with sexual injuries. When a roll in the hay turns into a ride to hospital, it results in a very embarrassing call to HR. Researchers for Pricewaterhouse Cooper found at least two examples of sexual shenanigans gone awry. One man sheepishly claimed that his new girlfriend had enthusiastically bitten him in a rather… sensitive place. Another adventurous soul simply told their boss they had injured themselves during sex and left the rest up to the imagination. If you are planning on using this excuse, remember: less is more. There is absolutely no need to go into detail; in fact, most people would prefer you didn’t.