#6 – My Domestic Partner Is Having A Baby
This modern answer requires a photograph of you with a female friend. If you don’t have any extremely attractive female friends then hire an unemployed model to pose for you as your domestic partner. If you have a picture of you with a recently married female friend that works even better. Keep in mind, you have to be fat, ugly and tough to pull this off. I mean, you must look like a dude. Think Melissa McCarthy in the film Bridesmaids. If you look like the model in the picture then this answer is not going to work for you.
Keep your fake couple picture in your glove compartment at all times just in case you need it. Digital pictures stored in your phone don’t work. If you are single and dating then explain your fake wedding picture on the first date to avoid any problems in the future.
This answer only works if you look like a lesbian. You don’t have to be a lesbian to use this answer. You only need to look like one.