#4 – Bestiality

If you’re glancing over at the Alsatian tied to the lamppost and thinking how bang tidy it is and how you’d like to give it one, then you’re into bestiality – the desire to form sexual relationships with animals. Quite obviously, you’re also a weirdo of the highest order. Not to mention that you’d be breaking the law if you decided to get jiggy with your neighbour’s chocolate Labrador. Needless to say, you’d probably have a lot of explaining to do if your girlfriend came home early to find you hanging out of the back of her beloved pooch. How would you explain that one away? With great difficulty, I’d imagine.