#3 – Klismaphilia

With several movies, magazines and websites dedicated to it, klismaphilia is a fetish in which sexual gratification is derived from enemas. Yes, you heard right – these fruitcakes get their sexual kicks from using enemas to introduce liquid into the rectum and large intestine by the only means possible: the bumhole! They can’t settle for a shapely pair of legs or a round bum for their kicks and have to take things that little bit too far, even claiming that they are constipated in order to get others to administer an enema. If you’re ever unfortunate to have this request placed upon you, just recommend a good laxative and walk away in the opposite direction. Fast. Very fast. In fact, run.