#2 – Mechanophilia
Now don’t get me wrong, there are some great looking cars out there and I could just imagine myself driving along the motorway in a brand spanking new Aston Martin DB9, receiving envious glances from my fellow road users. But would I want to go that one step further and develop sexual feelings towards the unsuspecting vehicle? Eh….no. But you would if you were into mechanophilia. These loons are sexually attracted to machines such as cars, bikes, aeroplanes and helicopters in the same way we are attracted to others within the human race. A car’s exhaust pipe is seen as fair game to these freaks. Step away from the Ferrari son….