#7 – I Didn’t Know How Fast I Was Driving Because My Speedometer Is Broken…
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#6 – My Domestic Partner Is Having A Baby This modern answer requires a photograph…
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#5 – I Am Late For My Wedding Don’t forget to pack your tuxedo in…
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#4 – I Am About To Miss My Flight This plan requires a fake airline…
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#3 – I Have A Weak Bladder This is by far the most effective way…
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#2 – I Wanted To (CENSORED) Inside A Patrol Car This only works if you…
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Every now and then you are pulled over by a cop for speeding. If you…
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