Actor #4 – Leonardo DiCaprio
It seems wrong to poke fun at a teenage Leonardo DiCaprio getting his first film break, but man oh man is Critters 3 terrible. Here’s a picture of him on the set messing around with one of the titular “critters”. Thankfully, DiCaprio followed this up with What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, effectively kickstarting his career and lifting himself out of B-horror mediocrity.