#8 – Fat People Claiming They Hardly Eat Anything

Come on now, these people must think you’re stupid when they try to convince you that their twenty stone frame is the product of munching on celery sticks and eating no more than a thousand calories per day. Fact: if you eat more than you burn off, you will get fat, quite possibly obese. If you don’t, you won’t. But these deluded chunkies kid themselves and try to do the same to those around them, moaning that their fatness can’t possibly be down to what they eat as they only eat a paltry amount of food every day. But what about those midnight trips to the fridge – does that not count? Or eating a full bag of sugary sweets during the day – do these somehow amount to less calories because they’ve been spread out over the day? Eh…. NO! Stop talking rubbish fatty, start eating less and doing more and stop annoying the hell out of people with your obvious dietary lies.